you fucked up
My six pack has arrived due to laughter
They are accidental comedic genius at its finest
"Marry a man who loves you more than you love him. A woman will always give more than what is necessary to her lover. It is ingrained into her, like maternity. But even when a man loves you more, he will still only be able to meet you halfway."
Rihanna (relaying advice given to her by her deceased grandmother)